Hat TrickThree or more Bankers in a single set.
30Good crowd-audio evidence
Set report
Thursday late show
8.1 minutes of your set, measured laugh by laugh.
4.8laughs / min
Total laughs39real laughs from the room
Avg laugh2.7show long they held, on average
Biggest laugh7.2show long your best moment held
Loudest roarRoarhow HARD the room hit, not just how long
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Achievements
+75Laugh Score
On the RiseYou beat your previous set's LPM.
15Personal BestA new all-time LPM high.
30Every response
Laugh timeline
Taller = longer laugh
Peak reactions
Top 3 moments
Ranked by how big they hit — length and loudness
3:36
7.2scrowd response
Roar
“I said, if the algorithm knows me that well, it should at least pay half the rent.”
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8:17
6.1scrowd response
Roar
“That is not a family group chat. That is a hostage negotiation with birthday GIFs.”
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1:36
5.8scrowd response
Roar
“My smartwatch congratulated me for standing up. At my age, honestly, fair.”
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Joke by joke
Your set, graded.
…if the algorithm knows me that well, it should at least pay half the rent · 15-word setup
5.8s…that is not a family group chat, that is a hostage negotiation with birthday GIFs · 15-word setup
7.2s…my smartwatch congratulated me for standing up — at my age, honestly, fair · 13-word setup
6.1s…I told the barista my name and she still spelled it like a ransom note · 15-word setup
3.7s…my landlord calls it 'cozy' — cozy is a word for small that pays no rent either · 17-word setup
4.9s…airport people clap when the plane lands like the pilot just parallel parked · 13-word setup
2.6s…the bit about my gym membership ran 46 seconds with no real response · 13-word setup
46s no laughsYour Bankers ran on ~14-word setups — that’s the premise length that’s landing hardest for you right now.
Grades are relative to this set — a Banker killed this room. Track the same bit across nights with the Analyst plan to see which jokes are truly bankers.
Set #6 · your trajectory
Are you getting funnier?
This set4.8LPM
vs last set▲ 0.64.2 → 4.8
All-time best4.8LPM
Career Bankers14proven jokes
Full transcriptshow / hide
…so I download the meditation app, right, and it opens with a notification: 'You haven't meditated in 14 days.' That is not mindfulness, that is my mother with a subscription model. And I said, if the algorithm knows me that well, it should at least pay half the rent. [laughter] My landlord calls the place cozy. Cozy is a word for small that pays no rent either. [laughter] I fly home for the holidays, the whole plane claps when we land, like the pilot just parallel parked a bus…
How to read this
Turn the numbers into your next set.
Laughs per minute (LPM)
Distinct crowd laughs divided by analyzed minutes. Club sets usually land 2–5 LPM, but your own trend across nights tells you more than any single number.
The grades → what to do
Banker killed — keep it, build around it. Hitter solid — tighten the tag. Workhorse steady — find a stronger button. Rework no payoff — cut or rewrite.
Laugh length & setup
A long laugh (your avg laugh and biggest) means a premise that really connected. The setup word-count on each joke shows how tight your winning premises run — copy that length.
Laugh Score & the evidence gate
Laugh Score is career points for milestones — new LPM highs, stacked Bankers, clean sheets — so it rewards getting funnier over time. Good vs Estimated tells you if we heard enough crowd audio; record the room louder for a truer number.
Do next: open or close on a Banker, rewrite one Rework, and record your next set the same way so the comparison is honest. Track it all over time in Analyst.
Straight with you
The room’s honest answer.
LaughSignal counts the laughs your room actually gave you — nothing invented. It won’t grade your writing or call a quiet night a failure, and when a recording is too rough to trust, it tells you straight instead of guessing a number.
Measured on our own private processor · 1.2.0 · whisper.cpp-small.en